The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed

Author: The Onion Staff

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: December 02, 2024

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100+ funny Christmas stories about secret Santas, dysfunctional families, epic blizzards, and much more—all from the pages of America’s finest (satirical) news source.Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre.  Featuring newspaper-like photos and graphics, this collection of 100shocking holiday stories is the perfectly funny Christmas gift for smart alecks everywhere.

The Man Who Died

Author: Antti Tuomainen

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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When Finnish mushroom entrepreneur Jaakko discovers that he has been slowly poisoned, he sets out to find his would-be murderer ... with dark and hilarious results. The critically acclaimed standalone thriller from the King of Helsinki Noir... ***Shortlisted for the Petrona Award for Best Scandinavian Crime Novel of the Year*** ***Shortlisted for the CrimeFest Last Laugh Award***

'Right up there with the best'

Times Literary Supplement

'Deftly plotted, poignant and perceptive in its wry reflections on mortality and very funny'

Irish Times

'Told in a darkly funny, deadpan style ... The result is a rollercoaster read in which the farce has some serious and surprisingly philosophical underpinnings'

Guardian

––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– A successful entrepreneur in the mushroom industry, Jaakko Kaunismaa is a man in his prime. At just thirty-seven years of age, he is shocked when his doctor tells him that he's dying. What's more, the cause is discovered to be prolonged exposure to toxins; in other words, someone has slowly but surely been poisoning him. Determined to find out who wants him dead, Jaakko embarks on a suspenseful rollercoaster journey full of unusual characters, bizarre situations and unexpected twists. With a nod to Fargo and the best elements of the Scandinavian noir tradition,

The Man Who Died

is a page-turning thriller brimming with the blackest comedy surrounding life and death, and love and betrayal, marking a stunning new departure for the King of Helsinki Noir. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– 'The deadpan icy sensibility of Nordic noir is combined here with warm-blooded, often surreal, humour. Like the death cap mushroom, Tuomainen's dark story manages to be as delicious as it is toxic'

Sunday Express

'An offbeat jewel ... relentlessly funny'

Don Crinklaw,

Publishers Weekly

'A bizarre, twisty, darkly comic novel about a man investigating his own murder ... a tightly paced Scandinavian thriller with a wicked sense of humour'

Foreword Reviews

'Smart, sensitive, and engaging, and guaranteed to be unlike anything else in your crime fiction library ... the perfect blend of thrills, investigation, character development, and comedy'

Crime by the Book

'Hugely entertaining and satisfying ... like Carl Hiassen transported to Finland. It's full of black comedy and has an unlikely hero in Jaakko, who you'll root for to the very end'

Kevin Wignall, author of

A Death in Sweden

'A delightful mad caper of a story, which will make readers snort out loud with laughter and would have made an excellent 1930s screwball comedy directed by Frank Capra'

Crime Fiction Lover

'Combines a startlingly clever opening, a neat line in dark humour and a unique Scandinavian sensibility. A fresh and witty read'

Chris Ewan, author of

Safe House

'Dark and thrilling, funny and intelligent, this Fargo-like novel contains lethal doses of humour ... and mushrooms'

Sofi Oksanen, author of 

Purge

‘A book I will never forget’ 

Matt Wesolowski

‘This one is a winner right from the first sentence’ 

Booklist

‘Antti Tuomainen is a wonderful writer, whose characters, plots and atmosphere are masterfully drawn’ 

Yrsa Sigurðardóttir

‘An original and darkly funny thriller with a Coen Brothers-esque feel & tremendous style’ 

Eva Dolan

The Time Bubble

Author: Jason Ayres

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Time travel fans will love this fresh new approach to the genre - the first in an epic series by bestselling author Jason Ayres.

The story begins with the discovery of the very first Time Bubble beneath a railway line, kicking off a life-changing series of adventures.At first, it's just a bit of fun, jumping a few seconds into the future. Soon things take a more serious turn as the leaps in time increase in duration. When a teenage girl goes missing, and the police become involved, suspicion falls on her boyfriend. How can he explain where she is? Will anyone believe him?The Time Bubble is the first part of a hugely popular series (over 100,000 copies sold) exploring the time travel genre in original and innovative ways. The novels follow the main characters from youth to middle age as they jump forwards, backwards, and sideways into alternate worlds.

Readers are loving The Time Bubble:

‘This book has everything you'd expect from a rollicking good read - adventure, mystery, science fiction and even romance. If you are looking for the proverbial 'page-turner' then this is for you.’ Reader Review ?????‘I devoured this and the next 5 in the series in one week. Now on book 12 and hoping that more will be published! I have been raving about these books since I started on this one. If you like time travel, multi universes, paradoxes, humour and the 1980s/90s you will love these books.’ Reader Review ?????‘Excellent tale of time travel. The characters are brilliant and believable almost as though you have known them for years. Well worth reading, now onto the next in the series.’ Reader Review ?????‘Jason Ayres has come up with a fantastic idea around which the book unfolds. The characters and plot are well-rounded. I want more and luckily he has written a number of follow-up books I can't wait to read.’ Reader Review ?????

An Idiot Girl’s Christmas

Author: Laurie Notaro

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: November 29, 2024

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IT’S LAURIE NOTARO’S HOLIDAY HANDBOOK.PREPARE TO LAUGH YOUR TINSEL OFF. It’s the most wonderful–and most dreadful–season of the year, when boxes of truffles attack your thighs, drunken holiday revelers stay long past their welcome, and your grandmother has conniptions at the department store over the price of hand lotion. Welcome to Laurie Notaro’s Christmastime. In ten brand-new stories and three previously published favorites, Notaro shares the sidesplitting daily disasters of the holidays, like finding herself on emergency feminine product recon at midnight on Christmas Eve; surrendering to the inevitable Horrible Gift Parade by simply asking for holiday dish towels and giant white underpants from Sears; battling the morons in line at the Seventh Circle of Hell, otherwise known as the do-it-yourself craft store; and trying to live down her reputation as the Most Unfun Christmas Party Guest Ever, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a fake overdose and emergency paramedics. So whether you find yourself at the Dull and Smart Party or the Raucous and Stupid Party this holiday season, you’ll always know where to find Laurie–just follow the chocolate trail over to the cheese platter. She’ll be the one dialing the cops.

The Dirty Parts of the Bible

Author: Sam Torode

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Semifinalist for the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Awardand previous #1 Bestseller in Humorous Fiction"A rich and soulful novel...steeped in wanderlust and whimsy." —

Publishers Weekly

The Dirty Parts of the Bible

is a humorous adventure across America during the Great Depression—a rollicking tale of love and liquor, preachers and prostitutes, trains and treasure, sure to appeal to fans of

O Brother Where Art Thou?

,

Water for Elephants

, Mark Twain, Willie Nelson, and Johnny Cash.* * * *It's 1936, and Tobias Henry is stuck in the frozen hinterlands of Michigan. Tobias is obsessed with two things: God and girls.Mostly girls, of course.But being a Baptist preacher's son, he can't escape God.When his father is blinded in a bizarre accident (involving hard cider and bird droppings), Tobias must ride the rails to Texas to recover a long-hidden stash of money. Along the way, he's initiated into the hobo brotherhood by Craw, a ribald vagabond-philosopher. Obstacles arise in the form of a saucy prostitute, a flaming boxcar, and a man-eating catfish. But when he meets Sarah, a tough farm girl under a dark curse, he finds out that the greatest challenge of all is love.

How to Archer

Author: Sterling Archer

Category: Humor & Entertainment

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Deal starts: November 28, 2024

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Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But don’t beat yourself up about it, because I’m going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they’re dead, they’re just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.